{"product_id":"zero-f-cks-t-shirt","title":"Zero F*cks T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWant to appear really chill on the outside, even though you're shaking on the inside with rage and disappointment? We've got the shirt for you! The extra soft \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eZero F*cks Given\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e t-shirt allows to project that carefree (almost cool) demeanor while your push down that inner turmoil. 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